That’s a shame

I apologise for today’s gratuitous bundle with a pig man. The grappling extends into tomorrow so bring your smelling salts.


23 comments on “That’s a shame

  1. It’s the first time I have seen such a disturbing pig mask. The eyes are empty and lifeless. I don’t know what it is, but I like this villain..

  2. Is this the “Pig Man” that Pink Floyd references in Animals?

    Ha-ha, charade you are!

  3. Clearly the pig-man’s name is Biff.

  4. John? Is that you?

  5. Names suggestions:

    Spider-Pig(is that copyright?)
    Spider-Ham(that’s definitely copyrighted)
    Porcine Avenger
    Bacon Bandit

    1. Bacon Bandit has a certain alliteration to it… unless he is not there to rob Gerry, but merely to Biff him. In which case, Bacon Biffer might be a better name.

    2. Porco Rosso’s taken.

      1. This looks more like Porco Nero.

    3. SchadenfreudePersonified

      Why does “Bacon Bandit” sound like a euphemism?

  6. Name suggestions continued:

    Hog-Wild

  7. He’s a martial artist, so… Swine-Fu?

    1. Ooh, good one.

  8. Beatles – Piggies?

  9. Pig Trouble in Little Liverpool?

  10. ‘Ere now, this ain’t Guy Porkes Day!

  11. “Lorra”?? It’s Cilla!

  12. Now’s the chance for Shelley to reappear and say “Unhand him, you swine!” thus earning Gerry’s undying gratitude.

  13. Is he gonna throw Gerry ‘cross the Mersey?

    1. Well played.

    2. Here he’ll stay, but come morning the sun may catch him cryin’.

  14. Gerry and the Haymakers

  15. What the heck!!!??

  16. SchadenfreudePersonified

    “I’ve gorra lorra trouble” surely?

    (I’m assuming that’s Cilla Black in the ninja suit)

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