Gerry Marsden, of Gerry and The Pacemakers, is not going to be tempted by any dockside “action”. Not even Ludo, a game that was still widely available when I was a child, but not to the extent that anyone still knew how to play it.

PS I spent a long time in consultation to find an appropriate euphemism for “sex worker” for this comic and I hope I made the right decision.