It’s time for music. Ersatz royalty-free quasi-Beatle music. Perhaps the influence of "Jane" has damaged the Beatles as lyricists, but I personally think "It's Time To Be Holding Your Hand" is as good as anything Lennon & McCartney conjured.
And the next songs on the schedule:
“Spending Time in a Mustard-Coloured U-Boat”,
“Super-Hard Carbon Stones Accompany Jane in the Atmosphere”
and
“The Day Before Today”…
Also: Is Cilla’s handbag some kind of evil Nemulon!?
37 comments on “Here’s a song about hands.”
Dan T.
If the Beatles’ real songs were like that, they could have been just as successful as Chowder!
http://scarygoround.com/badmachinery/?date=20130924
Rabisch
Everything seems going in the good direction. But I don’t like Cilla’s way to see them. Something terrible is going to happen?????
G. T. Ogle
I’m getting a weird feeling… like a boss health meter is about to appear!
… What is with *her* handbag…?
lemon melon
I was wondering the same thing about the handbag…
maarvarq
It looks e-villll!
Joe King
Hey, I thought Nemulon’s eyes were supposed to be yellow!
destroyhistory
Not always, only when he’s accessing the time stream!!!
Sean K.
What I can’t tell is whether Cilla’s “hmmm” is in reaction to the crowd enjoying the Beatles, or has she noticed that Shelley is talking to her purse?
Probably A. Pseudonym
She’s from the Ministry of History in the Beatles-were-bigger-than-Jesus universe. Holy battling timelines, Batman!
Ade
I tell you, that Cilla is a wrong ‘un. No wonder she turned into the Scourge of the Flight Attendant in her later years.
Chas
I understand she went from White to Black early on…;^)
Peter
Evil Leaper! Evil Leaper!
destroyhistory
8-o
FilmFan1971
FilmFan1971
That was meant to say “Like button”, between .
FilmFan1971
Argh. Sorry, John.
destroyhistory
I’ll be cleaning this spill in aisle 4 up for months
Kent
Complete with evil handbag!
StClair
Yup, my thoughts exactly.
James C
Oh boy.
Dr. Simian
They’re almost as good as the Rutles!
destroyhistory
Ouch!
Alaric
(Please don’t hurt me!)
Douglas
I’m shocked. And stunned.
Joe King
Very stunned.
Stephen
the Rutles were a farce, but a legitimately good farce. Real talent there.
Fabian W.
And the next songs on the schedule:
“Spending Time in a Mustard-Coloured U-Boat”,
“Super-Hard Carbon Stones Accompany Jane in the Atmosphere”
and
“The Day Before Today”…
Also: Is Cilla’s handbag some kind of evil Nemulon!?
Alaric
Would that be a Mean Mister Mustard-Colored U-Boat?
Urbane Gorilla
Followed by The Ignoramus on Higher Ground
Sean K.
And songs like “She Paid the Fare”, “Assistance!”, and “A Difficult 24 Hours”.
Aprillen
And “It’s the Middle of the Night and There’s Birdsong”, and “Maximilian’s Precious Metal Implement”.
Q. Pheevr
My mind automatically mapped the first two lines of the song onto the tune of “You can’t do that”, but then the next panel didn’t scan.
irisclara
Nemulon looks quite taken with the plucky lads from Liverpool.
Marscaleb
Those aren’t the lyrics I remember…
Marscaleb
Also, I suspect that we are about to learn something about why history needed to be fixed…
Chas
Maybe Cilla’s just thinking she might get a hit song or two from Paul.
wykstrad
Cilla’s purse is looking awfully suspicious here…
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